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It’s Valentine’s Day. The loveiest doveiest day of the year. If you’re like the old me, this is probably a terrible reminder of the loneliness and rejection that constantly haunts you.
But the new, improved and current me loves this time of year.
For me, I like to keep it interesting so I use all kinds of different methods to reel in the big fish. Since I am such a nice guy, I will share a short work of my genius. Here is my newest bait that is sure to be a big catch:
Roses are red, lilies are yellow
If you give me a chance, I’ll prove I’m a fine fellow.
My game so good they call me Carmelo,
All I have to do is start with a hello.
You may think I’m just a friend,
But I can no longer just pretend.
I want to be with you to the end,
Even if I have to spend, spend, spend.
I wish you could understand how much I care,
Continuing to just stare is too hard to bare.
Can I please just touch your hair and treat you fair?
I really think we’d make a great pair.
I’ll put you under my spell.
Trust me, I don’t kiss and tell.
Just ring my bell, and I’ll treat you well.
For you’ll never have to dwell,
Even if you smell.
Choose to be with me, and I’ll give you a show.
I’ll love you from head to toe and our love will grow.
Pick truth not dare, I want you to know.
Give your boy some love, Sincerely, Joe.
